I'm a Hex

Jay, 23, London.

Alkaline Trio obsessive, tattoo collector, copywriter & sometime music journo. Bukowski is my bible.

I'm into pop punk, books, cider, endless gigs, questionable dancing and veggie burritos.




Using the ticket refund to get a hotel for WTFest and have a messy seaside weekender instead


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If it’s not Jimmy Eat World/Bad Religion/ something so amazing my brain can’t think of it, I’ll be so pissed.


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I’m also excited about Tigers Jaw and Comeback Kid (even though I’m seeing them twice already this year).

Thank you festival organiser gods. Any bands on the lineup I should check out that I might not know?


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Better headliner than Andrew cunting WK.


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That’s summer festival season done for me :( roll on Warped Tour in November!

That’s summer festival season done for me :( roll on Warped Tour in November!

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This weekend summed up in a single photo. 

This weekend summed up in a single photo. 

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was fucking amazing. Drank a lot of cider, met some well alright people saw a lot of animals (we had the most jokes tour guide ever), ate a lot of terrible Mexican food, and saw some brilliant bands. 

Highlights include: H20, Descendents, Listener (Wooden Heart - amazing), watching Nairobi get carried away by the paramedics, meeting loads of really awesome people (most people were super friendly), Seahaven, mine and Beccas plans to smuggle cans past security, Pacer, drinking large amounts of rank 8.4% zoo cider and Southern Comfort with hardly any mixer (definitely the reason I feel rough today) Vinnie Caruana’s stage banter, Ignite, paying with a £20 and getting £25 changes at the bar, TUI, seeing elephants, and busting some truly awful moves on the Friday night. 

The only things that sucked massively were the disgusting toilets (if Groezrock can sort it out Hevy can), Andrew WK being massively shit (and he’s also a top dickhead) and also being a man down by Saturday morning. 

Next year it is on.


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Tastes like death but does the trick #hevy  (Taken with Instagram)

Tastes like death but does the trick #hevy (Taken with Instagram)

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Too early! But I’m off to Hevy. I’ll be offline having a life for once, so see you Monday internet! #hevy #excited  (Taken with Instagram)

Too early! But I’m off to Hevy. I’ll be offline having a life for once, so see you Monday internet! #hevy #excited (Taken with Instagram)

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Current predicted forecast for Hevy.
Not bad, not bad at all.

Current predicted forecast for Hevy.

Not bad, not bad at all.

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This time next week I’ll be in the cab to catch the Hevy party bus from Central.
So excited.

This time next week I’ll be in the cab to catch the Hevy party bus from Central.

So excited.

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Fuck yeah!
Me and Nairobi are gonna party so hard.
Plus I get out of driving responsibilities. Boom

Fuck yeah!
Me and Nairobi are gonna party so hard.
Plus I get out of driving responsibilities. Boom


See me violently finger pointing/ shouting lyrics / swigging cider at the following sets:

Friday: Gnarwolves, Our Time Down Here, Mixtapes, Trapped Under Ice, Deez Nuts.

Saturday: Seahaven, Bury Tomorrow, Balance and Composure, Set Your Goals, This is Hell, Glassjaw, Andrew WK


Sunday: Pacer, Ignite, H20, bit of Verse, Listener, Vinnie Caruana, Descendents.

Followers, drop me your number and we’ll catch a beer.




How far is the carpark to the campsite?

Because me and Nairobi are planning on bringing loads of crates and a gazebo, but being lazy bitches we won’t bother if it’s a merry trek.

Anybody know? Thank you kindly.




It says in the rules you can bring a bottle of spirits, wine etc but does it have to be decanted into a plastic bottle?

Basically I want to bring bottles of cider. Cheers in advance guys!