June 2011
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Lady Gaga has Tumblr.
Great now tons of fucking 13 year olds are going to sign up.
Sigh.
Found The Best Website Ever For Those Who Don't...
lipsticklullabieskissandtell:
I’m reading it and loving it, here, I have posted it, but I didn’t wanna clog dash space. I love this!
It breaks it up into 3 levels:
What & when?
How?
Why?
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The moment after drinking 4 beers and forgetting...
This will be me in Spoons tomorrow.
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10) What's the meanest thing anyone has said to...
I was also told by a boyfriend that the reason he was going to cheat on me was because I boosted his ego to such a level that I was like Dr Frankenstein creating a monster I couldn’t control.
Which is so fucking hilarious that I still laugh about it even though it was nearly five years ago.
Other than that the standard shit, that I’m a skinny skank arse bitch with a massive nose -...
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Eulogy To A Hell Of A Dame →
laurenfezzoli:
some dogs who sleep at night must dream of bones and I remember your bones in flesh and best in that dark green dress and those high-heeled bright black shoes, you always cursed when you drank, your hair coming down you wanted to explode out of what was holding you: rotten memories of a rotten past, and you finally got out by dying, leaving me with the rotten ...
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9) What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to...
Err, that everything always falls into place for me, or that I’m the best thing in someone’s life or that I’m the only person who could piss their degree away reading shit women’s magazines and still make a career out of it or that I’m a lot more sexy than I carry myself (Baha).
People have been surprisingly complimentary when I think about it. These were all from...
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Looking at Masters degrees and wondering if it’s worth the debt….
Seen some amazing ones at Birkbeck and Royal Holloway, and I could work full time as well.
Guess we’ll see how I fell come results day next Wednesday.
Firefox (yeah the internet browser) are handing out free icecream outside my office.
In an ice-cream van, an official Firefox one, with foxes on.
I love a corporate promotion as much as the next person and have sent someone to fetch mine.
Flavours include:
Mozilli Vanilli - Vanilla Bean with a Choccy Chip
Tipsy Fox - Rum and Raisin
Chilla from Mozilla - Refreshing Cherry Sorbet
Foxy...
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8) How do you feel today?
Tired because it was 32degrees yesterday (Hottest day in London since 2006 guys!) and I slept shittily.
Other than I’m happy because I bought myself a graduation present, work is blissfully quiet and I’ve got a really busy and messy weekend this weekend :)
I’m currently drinking tea and working on a “Guess the name of this TV cat quiz” for Virginmedia.com.
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Not gonna lie, after watching Beyonce perform at Glasto I kind of want to have sex with her.
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5) Write about a period of time in your life where things were not so good.
Last year wasn’t great, with loads of drama and some shit with my mum losing her home. 2006 was the worst though, dumped by my boyfriend the day before my grandad died. Urgh.
6) When was the last time you cried?
Erm I cried laughing the other week from something Jason said. Actual crying? No idea when I last...
