Last year when I tried to make a pumpkin
I left it on the side for two weeks and the insides dropped out on my carpet and it smelt like rancid pumpkin for months after. So this week I’m playing it safe and watching The Walking Dead and Misfits on the sofa with a toffee apple. Winwin.
Alkaline Trio's UK tour is cancelled
Boo ths ruins my day a bit. Now I have to find new plans which are going to suck in comparison.
Alexandra Burke, get off my telly.
You’re like the Savers version of Kelly Rowland
Aaaaargh Jason just fixed my GHD's
Turns out they just needed a new fuse. So I’ve had no straighteners for over a year for absolutely no reason. Fuck I’m a fool….
This evenings films
Addams Family, Addams Family Values and Hocus Pocus! Done all the scary stuff, now it’s all about cheesy classics. Also got crisps shaped like spiderwebs and bats and the chocolate coffin filled with white chocolate skulls and bones :) love Halloween!
the girl from that band on x factor shouldnt worry...
houseof1000dickheads: she should worry about the fact that someone seems to have transplanted the face of a pug on to her head
The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get...– Stephen King (via crashingtothesurface)
Matt Skiba Cancels Solo Tour/Possible A3 UK Tour
kellycriedwolf: propertyofzack: Dates for Matt Skiba’s solo tour were just released, but they have now been cancelled. Skiba’s right foot was recently run over by a semi-truck while stopped at a red light on his motorcycle. There is a very good chance that Alkaline Trio’s upcoming UK dates may be cancelled as well. You can check out a tweet from Skiba below by clicking “Read More”. Read...
Time allocated to put contacts in: 40 minutes. Number of contacts in: 0 Back to glasses then… What a waste of 30 quid!
No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool...– Chuck Palahniuk (via tinybecs)
The awkward moment when
your publishing manager is discussing a strip club by it’s name thinking no-one will know what it is when actually it was the one me and Nairobi went to the other week. You my friend, have been busted!
You never really know a girl until you see what she dresses like for Halloween.– Anthony Raneri, Bayside (via undeadlife)
Domino's 2 for Tuesday
Don’t mind if I do.