After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out -...– Looking for Alaska - Jon Green
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Today I’ve leant that 5 percent of the population are vegetarian, that women are more likely to be than men and there’s a correlation between I.q and being vegetarian. So why the fuck do most places offer tomato fucking pizza or pasta as the standard veggie option. Makes no sense? X
Hashbrowns with cheese - breakfast of champions.
The bus driver of the bus I’m on just nearly killed a cyclist. Swerved out and missed him by inches. So scary!
I can't believe
that Paul Gray’s 911 call has been leaked on to the internet. People have no shame.
Outfit for tonight?
Though with Leopard tights and black heels. Not fucking grunger boots. Or But with no tights and once again! Better shoes.
Also just saw a car bumper sticker that read Christ Embassy - give life a meaning. How ridiculously presumptuous. As if people need religion to give meaning to life. Ugh, seems so medieval.
I always used to wonder what that line was about, 17 days was yesterday and now I totally understand.
Someday I’ll burn this bed, only two feet wide, where I hide. For...– Alkaline Trio - Blue Carolina
Feel sorry for people who don’t know me but allow how my neighbour just knocked on the ceiling because I was listening to a song on youtube! How loud can a song be?! I promise no rants tomorrow!
Thought I was done but actually I’m not. You’re a fat, sad, lonely bitch and l’m glad I’ve only ever had one night stands for fun and not to validate myself. You’re a vile specimen of humanity. My friends may be bitches but at least I can trust them to the end.
We can beat the sun aslong as we keep moving.
Lol how you’re pathetic. Spreading rumours from fucking 3 years ago that isn’t even true. You’re a child, grow the fuck up.
1am rants are awesome
Ok basically 1) I have ants in my flat. I’ve tried all natural repellents about and it doesn’t work. I can feel faux bugs on my skin like a heroin addict.. 2)Secondly, some people don’t deserve a fucking driving license. I’ve failed my test so many times because I get so nervous yet so many people pass it not knowing how to park,...
All I want Is a photo in my wallet, a small remembrance of something more solid.– Blondie
Bin men driving past as I’m walking home, sure sign of a messy night!
Anonymous asked: How would you shave a walrus?
Frustrated. Angry. Disappointed. + Alkaline Trio. Drinking.
buy a car? →
Attempting to swallow half a weetabix for breakfast. Ugh
I am turning the internet off so that I can relax. Driving test nerves are really beginning to kick in now and staying up all night on Tumblr won’t help. I have no idea why driving tests sketch me out so much but the easiest way to describe it is someone leaning over you with a clipboard while your having sex. Invasive and awkward haha. Hoping and praying I won’t fail again, be...
Stone, glass, concrete and gravel. All we got to keep us together.
Yeah, I’ll admit it, I hate Twilight too. They told me it was gonna be a movie...– Matt Bellamy (on Muse being ashamed to be a part of Twilight). (via spookypeanut, hunterofmars) (via warningdontreadthis) (via idontknowokay) (via ekaunoichii)
kingjesse asked: You doing slam dunk? :) (i'm guessing it's a given 'cos of trio, don't suppose you're going to both?!)
Watching what was meant to be the last ever episode of Supernatural, intense. This means nothing to anyone but me, but fuck I’m excited.